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Brought to you by a 3-Time Inc. 5000 Honoree, Team Leader of The #1 eXp Team In The World, and a world renowned high-performance trainer.
You'll receive the complete agent training system and everything you need to implement and scale it.

You'll receive the complete agent training system and everything you need to implement and scale it.


- Melissa Thompson,
Team Leader of the Melissa Thompson Team
- Melissa Thompson,
Team Leader of the Melissa Thompson Team
...which means passive, classroom-style training will slow your agents down.
...which means passive, classroom-style training will slow your agents down.
- Terry Kelly,
Head Trainer at The Florida Coastal Team
- Terry Kelly,
Head Trainer at The Florida Coastal Team

This revolutionary group coaching program includes everything you need to build, launch and scale a highly-effective performance-based agent training program.
This revolutionary group coaching program includes everything you need to build, launch and scale a highly-effective performance-based agent training program.
Your team is a human-powered business. Your agent training is at the center of everything.


Your team is a human-powered business. Your agent training is at the center of everything.
One-time payment of $19,997
Pay in full BONUS:
Private 30 minute 1:1 strategy session
One-time payment of $19,997
Pay in full BONUS:
Private 30 minute 1:1 strategy session




- Magali Pattison,
Director of Operations at Envision VA Home
- Magali Pattison,
Director of Operations at Envision VA Home

This will be hard work: But it has the power to save you thousands of hours and hundreds of thousands in resources.
This will show you where you’ve been bleeding time and resources: But that clarity will make it so that you never will again.
This will bring inefficiencies in your operations to light: But will turn your vision into an airtight system of implementation and execution.
This will be hard work: But it has the power to save you thousands of hours and hundreds of thousands in resources.
This will show you where you’ve been bleeding time and resources: But that clarity will make it so that you never will again.
This will bring inefficiencies in your operations to light: But will turn your vision into an airtight system of implementation and execution.
Step 1: Analyze Your Current Agent Training
You're guided through a comprehensive analysis of your current training. Assessing your existing assets and reality, and mapping your strategic goals. You'll analyze your current agent performance to isolate the performance gaps.
This includes:
▪️Complete Agent Development Training Needs Assessment Tools and Checklists
▪️ Step-by-step guidance to evaluate your existing training
▪️ Performance evaluation to assess the current level of agent performance and retention
▪️The existing, proven plug-and-play foundational assessment
Step 1: Analyze Your Current Agent Training
You're guided through a comprehensive analysis of your current training. Assessing your existing assets and reality, and mapping your strategic goals. You'll analyze your current agent performance to isolate the performance gaps.
This includes:
▪️Complete Agent Development Training Needs Assessment Tools and Checklists
▪️ Step-by-step guidance to evaluate your existing training
▪️ Performance evaluation to assess the current level of agent performance and retention
▪️The existing, proven plug-and-play foundational assessment
Step 2: Design Your Training Program
EVERYTHING you need to design your agent training program. You'll identify your learning objectives based on performance gaps. You'll identify the measurable behaviors you'll train and the interventions you'll use to train the action.
This includes:
▪️ Complete system of 8 modules of agent training - PROVEN design
▪️ Complete templates of design and activities for plug-and-play performance-based training
▪️ Competency-based assessment tools for measured behavior and the complete behavior training framework
▪️ Learning Systems Strategy - Complete strategy design to adjust learning methods to your goals
▪️ Strategy coaching to design based on YOUR unique approach and adapt to different scenarios
Step 2: Design Your Training Program
EVERYTHING you need to design your agent training program. You'll identify your learning objectives based on performance gaps. You'll identify the measurable behaviors you'll train and the interventions you'll use to train the action.
This includes:
▪️ Complete system of 8 modules of agent training - PROVEN design
▪️ Complete templates of design and activities for plug-and-play performance-based training
▪️ Competency-based assessment tools for measured behavior and the complete behavior training framework
▪️ Learning Systems Strategy - Complete strategy design to adjust learning methods to your goals
▪️ Strategy coaching to design based on YOUR unique approach and adapt to different scenarios
Step 3: Develop Your Training Program
At this stage, you'll be designing and mapping out the complete program - all the lessons and activities you'll shape in your program. You'll identify clear objectives for every lesson and activity, and the target outcomes you're designing for.
This includes:
▪️ 8 modules of complete agent training lessons - PROVEN design, Plug-And-Play
▪️ Plug-and-play: Detailed lessons for all skills, including sales scripts, presentations, and adaptive skills
▪️ All conversion scripts and performance-based training
▪️ All conversation presentations and performance-based training
▪️ Strategy to adapt all lessons according to your unique approach and goals
▪️ Coaching to review all assets, lesson plans, and coaching structure
Step 3: Develop Your Training Program
At this stage, you'll be designing and mapping out the complete program - all the lessons and activities you'll shape in your program. You'll identify clear objectives for every lesson and activity, and the target outcomes you're designing for.
This includes:
▪️ 8 modules of complete agent training lessons - PROVEN design, Plug-And-Play
▪️ Plug-and-play: Detailed lessons for all skills, including sales scripts, presentations, and adaptive skills
▪️ All conversion scripts and performance-based training
▪️ All conversation presentations and performance-based training
▪️ Strategy to adapt all lessons according to your unique approach and goals
▪️ Coaching to review all assets, lesson plans, and coaching structure
Step 4: Implement Your Performance-Based Program
Your prepared lessons will serve as the core pillar as you implement your entire training system. Facilitator guides will outline what takes place at each training session. Learn how to coach their performance.
This includes:
▪️ Complete 8 modules of all facilitator guides - PROVEN coaching design.
▪️ Plug-and-play for your leadership and trainers to have the exact outline to run live sessions
▪️ Mixed Level Coaching Model: Detailed lessons and outlines to work with multiple levels of agents in single cohorts
▪️ Accelerated Mastery Systems: Detailed lessons and outlines to shape skills through accelerated mastery.
▪️Behavioural training framework.
▪️ Ongoing coaching and strategic planning to guide your coaching
Step 4: Implement Your Performance-Based Program
Your prepared lessons will serve as the core pillar as you implement your entire training system. Facilitator guides will outline what takes place at each training session. Learn how to coach their performance.
This includes:
▪️ Complete 8 modules of all facilitator guides - PROVEN coaching design.
▪️ Plug-and-play for your leadership and trainers to have the exact outline to run live sessions
▪️ Mixed Level Coaching Model: Detailed lessons and outlines to work with multiple levels of agents in single cohorts
▪️ Accelerated Mastery Systems: Detailed lessons and outlines to shape skills through accelerated mastery.
▪️Behavioural training framework.
▪️ Ongoing coaching and strategic planning to guide your coaching
Step 5: Evaluation of Your Training
You'll assess agent performance and the quality of your training. This sets the groundwork for a lifetime of understanding and growth. You'll be able to take this knowledge and insight forward as you continually improve your systems.
This includes:
▪️ Complete assessment systems for all modules of lessons and facilitator guides
▪️ Done-for-you pre and post-training assessments
▪️ Learning analytics system to track agent engagement, completion rates, and performance over time
▪️ Continuous feedback loop system - PROVEN coaching design, plug-and-play for your leadership
...at every stage of this process, you're provided with all the plug-and-play outlines. Pre-proven guides that you can start using IMMEDIATELY.
AND - you will also receive the strategy to adapt and make them your own.
This complete process takes place in an environment of personalized support, collaborative feedback, and tactical guidance.
Step 5: Evaluation of Your Training
You'll assess agent performance and the quality of your training. This sets the groundwork for a lifetime of understanding and growth. You'll be able to take this knowledge and insight forward as you continually improve your systems.
This includes:
▪️ Complete assessment systems for all modules of lessons and facilitator guides
▪️ Done-for-you pre and post-training assessments
▪️ Learning analytics system to track agent engagement, completion rates, and performance over time
▪️ Continuous feedback loop system - PROVEN coaching design, plug-and-play for your leadership
...at every stage of this process, you're provided with all the plug-and-play outlines. Pre-proven guides that you can start using IMMEDIATELY.
AND - you will also receive the strategy to adapt and make them your own.
This complete process takes place in an environment of personalized support, collaborative feedback, and tactical guidance.
“Training is an investment, not an expense.”
“Training is an investment, not an expense.”
1) What is the outcome of the program?
🔹You will receive everything you need to build, launch and scale a performance-based agent training program.
🔹 This includes the plug-and-play outlines, scripts, presentations and templates, operational systems, steps for rollout, how to scale it, how to recruit to it... AND the strategy behind it all.
2) How does it work?
🔹The program is a combination of the lessons and content you’ll receive, live coaching calls, collaborative community and guidance to implement and optimize it all.
🔹 It will give you the complete plug-and-play training program, the step-by-step guides with exactly how to run each layer of live coaching, the systems to streamline and automate it, AND the strategic coaching to make it your own.
3) How do we receive the lessons?
🔹It’s a combination of weekly live coaching calls, interactive community and the lesson content and guides themselves.
🔹The lessons (outlines, scripts and templates) are text based so you can easily copy/paste them into your own training and use them as video scripts. With these, you’ll be starting with a highly-effective plug-and-play baseline.
🔹 From there, you’ll also be taught the entire strategy behind each lesson and also how to coach them in a performance-based model. You receive the automations, structure and systems to streamline your agent training effectively through this model. All of it.
4) Are there live calls?
🔹Yes, there are weekly live calls where you’ll learn and then go deep in layers with each of the strategies.
🔹Live calls will teach the strategy, lesson outlines and break down the guides you receive, and coach you in how to teach and coach your agents in this model.
5) What happens if we can’t make a live call?
🔹 The live calls are all added to your lesson library for you to watch and rewatch at your own convenience.
6) What’s the benefit of the single-pay?
🔹This option also means you receive 2 months free.
7) Can we ask questions and receive guidance in between calls?
🔹Absolutely. This program is designed to ensure you have the support to successfully implement and optimize your training program.
🔹In between calls you will have access to coaching in the community where you can ask questions and get feedback.
8) When you say it’s a “Train the Trainer” program, what does that mean?
🔹This program is going to give you and your team trainer a plug-and-play training model that is highly-effective and proven by the #1 Real Estate Team in the World.
🔹Through the coaching received and learning the strategy behind it, it WILL transform the way you’re coaching your agents to an active, performance-based method instead of a knowledge/passive approach.
🔹You’ll know how to be efficient and effective in all future training. It will be insight and skills that you carry forward through the lifetime of your coaching and training career.
9) Can it save me, or my team trainer time?
🔹Absolutely, this saves you hundreds of hours in time, with the power to generate billions in sales volume through agent results. It will stop you from wasting time since everything you do now will have clear outcome and intention.
🔹First, it saves time in that you do not have to research, develop, test and launch this from scratch. You are receiving a proven, highly-effective system as your plug-and-play base.
🔹Secondly, this saves you tons in time because the system will streamline your training itself. Many teams that I’ve spoken to so far are spending WAY more time in their training than necessary, and with minimal results. This is about learning how to work with laser focus on the performance gaps that will move the needle in your business.
10) Is there guidance on how to roll this out to our agents?
🔹 Absolutely. This includes the entire system and schedule of how to roll this out to your beta group, and then to your entire team.
🔹 This includes scripts and all levels of the change management, tested and proven.
11) Will this help us trim the fat on our current training lesson library?
🔹Yes, this includes the criteria you use to decide whether any current knowledge content should be carried forward.
🔹 You are receiving the complete system and learning how performance-based training works, so you'll be armed with this knowledge going forward. You will always know how to keep this lean.
12) What size team is this ideal for?
🔹 This works for any size Real Estate organization, and at any stage of the growth journey.
🔹 The beauty of this system of training is that it is highly scalable and works well for all sizes from 3-300, with no limits to the size of your organization.
13) Is this helpful if I have a downline or does it have to be for a team?
🔹 Absolutely. If you are offering any type of coaching, resources or guidance, this is a system designed to get your agents into production and to leverage the time you do spend coaching.
🔹 From here, you'll always know that the time you invest is always high value and impactful.
14) Will this help our agents?
🔹 Of course. This system is designed in a learner-centered approach. It is ALL about what’s best for your agents and making the most of their time as well.
🔹 It is not only going to serve your current agents, but it will teach you how to refine and improve with each cohort. So that all of your future agents also get a continually improved version.
15) What do I end up with?
🔹 You end up with a world-class performance-based agent training program. You will own a tested and proven system that is uniquely your own that you know how to leverage and recruit to.
🔹 You will carry the strategy of performance-based coaching forward through the lifetime of your organization. You'll own a program that grows in value over time.
1) What is the outcome of the program?
🔹You will receive everything you need to build, launch and scale a performance-based agent training program.
🔹 This includes the plug-and-play outlines, scripts, presentations and templates, operational systems, steps for rollout, how to scale it, how to recruit to it... AND the strategy behind it all.
2) How does it work?
🔹The program is a combination of the lessons and content you’ll receive, live coaching calls, collaborative community and guidance to implement and optimize it all.
🔹 It will give you the complete plug-and-play training program, the step-by-step guides with exactly how to run each layer of live coaching, the systems to streamline and automate it, AND the strategic coaching to make it your own.
3) How do we receive the lessons?
🔹It’s a combination of weekly live coaching calls, interactive community and the lesson content and guides themselves.
🔹The lessons (outlines, scripts and templates) are text based so you can easily copy/paste them into your own training and use them as video scripts. With these, you’ll be starting with a highly-effective plug-and-play baseline.
🔹 From there, you’ll also be taught the entire strategy behind each lesson and also how to coach them in a performance-based model. You receive the automations, structure and systems to streamline your agent training effectively through this model. All of it.
4) Are there live calls?
🔹Yes, there are weekly live calls where you’ll learn and then go deep in layers with each of the strategies.
🔹Live calls will teach the strategy, lesson outlines and break down the guides you receive, and coach you in how to teach and coach your agents in this model.
5) What happens if we can’t make a live call?
🔹 The live calls are all added to your lesson library for you to watch and rewatch at your own convenience.
6) What’s the benefit of the single-pay?
🔹This option also means you receive 2 months free.
7) Can we ask questions and receive guidance in between calls?
🔹Absolutely. This program is designed to ensure you have the support to successfully implement and optimize your training program.
🔹In between calls you will have access to coaching in the community where you can ask questions and get feedback.
8) When you say it’s a “Train the Trainer” program, what does that mean?
🔹This program is going to give you and your team trainer a plug-and-play training model that is highly-effective and proven by the #1 Real Estate Team in the World.
🔹Through the coaching received and learning the strategy behind it, it WILL transform the way you’re coaching your agents to an active, performance-based method instead of a knowledge/passive approach.
🔹You’ll know how to be efficient and effective in all future training. It will be insight and skills that you carry forward through the lifetime of your coaching and training career.
9) Can it save me, or my team trainer time?
🔹Absolutely, this saves you hundreds of hours in time, with the power to generate billions in sales volume through agent results. It will stop you from wasting time since everything you do now will have clear outcome and intention.
🔹First, it saves time in that you do not have to research, develop, test and launch this from scratch. You are receiving a proven, highly-effective system as your plug-and-play base.
🔹Secondly, this saves you tons in time because the system will streamline your training itself. Many teams that I’ve spoken to so far are spending WAY more time in their training than necessary, and with minimal results. This is about learning how to work with laser focus on the performance gaps that will move the needle in your business.
10) Is there guidance on how to roll this out to our agents?
🔹 Absolutely. This includes the entire system and schedule of how to roll this out to your beta group, and then to your entire team.
🔹 This includes scripts and all levels of the change management, tested and proven.
11) Will this help us trim the fat on our current training lesson library?
🔹Yes, this includes the criteria you use to decide whether any current knowledge content should be carried forward.
🔹 You are receiving the complete system and learning how performance-based training works, so you'll be armed with this knowledge going forward. You will always know how to keep this lean.
12) What size team is this ideal for?
🔹 This works for any size Real Estate organization, and at any stage of the growth journey.
🔹 The beauty of this system of training is that it is highly scalable and works well for all sizes from 3-300, with no limits to the size of your organization.
13) Is this helpful if I have a downline or does it have to be for a team?
🔹 Absolutely. If you are offering any type of coaching, resources or guidance, this is a system designed to get your agents into production and to leverage the time you do spend coaching.
🔹 From here, you'll always know that the time you invest is always high value and impactful.
14) Will this help our agents?
🔹 Of course. This system is designed in a learner-centered approach. It is ALL about what’s best for your agents and making the most of their time as well.
🔹 It is not only going to serve your current agents, but it will teach you how to refine and improve with each cohort. So that all of your future agents also get a continually improved version.
15) What do I end up with?
🔹 You end up with a world-class performance-based agent training program. You will own a tested and proven system that is uniquely your own that you know how to leverage and recruit to.
🔹 You will carry the strategy of performance-based coaching forward through the lifetime of your organization. You'll own a program that grows in value over time.

From: Russell Doe
Location: New York, NY
Time: 8:00 AM

Dear friend,
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Garret Doe
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In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.

In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.

In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.


In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
Embark on the cosmic quest, sculpting the digital realm. You've gazed upon the stars, seen patterns emerge.
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However...
1.) The cosmic scrolls reveal that less than 1,000 tangible manifestations of my '30 Days' Book and my Funnel Hacker Cookbook remain in the cosmic treasury. Though replenishment is an option, a cosmic lag exists, involving extended intervals for both cosmic dispatch and parchment imprinting.
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"Perhaps I'll embark upon this odyssey..."
"Maybe the cosmic winds shall carry me to new horizons..."
"Maybe the moment has arrived to sculpt my destiny and reshape my cosmic tapestry..."
"Perhaps the blueprint to my cosmic metamorphosis rests in the construction of my first cosmic funnel..."
Do you sense the resonance of readiness within you? Are you prepared to intone the cosmic incantation of "MAYBE," igniting the cosmic forces that shall bestow upon you this wondrous GIFT?
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And as you stand on the precipice of your cosmic dawn, remember—this is your destined moment, your cosmic hour to transcend. The cosmic clock has struck, beckoning you to "get in the game" and unfurl your inaugural funnel, a symphony of cosmic creation that shall resound through the ages.
I hereby pledge...
Once your cosmic creation takes flight, you shall exude the brilliance of a cosmic luminary. It may sound whimsical, but the truth echoes—there is no feeling quite like it...
Yearn to embrace the cosmic awakening of a flourishing online empire, and know that it ignites when YOU take that celestial leap. Our paths shall converge within the training realm.
May cosmic success be your ever-present constellation,
Russell Doe

In the cosmic dance of progress, timelines can vary greatly. While some cosmic voyagers have glimpsed cosmic sparks within days, others have traversed several cosmic cycles before witnessing the crescendo of their efforts.
Absolutely! Our cosmic odyssey is tailored to both cosmic newcomers and seasoned cosmic explorers alike. Our cosmic guides illuminate the pathways regardless of your cosmic familiarity.
The cosmic journey is strewn with challenges like stardust. Fear not, for our cosmic mentors are attuned to the cosmic rhythms, ready to assist you in unraveling any cosmic conundrums that may arise.
Indeed, once you've embarked upon this cosmic quest, the treasures bestowed are yours to keep. The cosmic scrolls remain open for your cosmic perusal even after the final curtain call.
While the cosmic entry is gift-wrapped and complete, your cosmic expedition may encounter optional cosmic add-ons. However, the core of your cosmic journey remains unburdened by hidden cosmic costs.